Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
