my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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