Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
