ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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