Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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