yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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