STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.