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  Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

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• (716): View more from New York

  honey bunches of taint.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality

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  I'm a gorgeous hot mess

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.

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