What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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