Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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