Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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