All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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