she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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