party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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