I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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