I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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