im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
honey bunches of taint.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
What a dumb baby whore.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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