The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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