Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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