Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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