she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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