3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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