turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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