Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
mondays should just be called national damage control day
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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