I just saw a hot homeless man
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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