YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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