He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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