i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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