you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
