"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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