I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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