Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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