Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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