just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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