p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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