Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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