when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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