yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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