I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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