Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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