somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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