So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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