That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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