I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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