I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.