If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?