Nicole vs. Life
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1