Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch