you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.