And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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