just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize