I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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