week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
did you just send me my own nude
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
