I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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