I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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