If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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