So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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