Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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