Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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