Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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