Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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